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{"slip": { "id": 103, "advice": "Respect your elders."}}
{"slip": { "id": 215, "advice": "Once you find a really good friend don't do anything that could mess up your friendship."}}
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{"fact":"Cats can be right-pawed or left-pawed.","length":38}
{"slip": { "id": 83, "advice": "Put a piece of kitchen roll in with your bag of leaves to make them last longer."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 43, "advice": "Try to pay at least one person a compliment every day."}}
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